all these bitches be running around with each other without a man in their life?  who is gonna sit on the couch and play xbox for you huh? who?  who is gonna fling boogers under the coffee table huh? who?  not them bitches.

guys happy holidays man, not christmas and shit but holidays.   everyone have a great week no matter the religion, even you guys there at the middle east.   however if you dont like ass or are into bony ass women then you are going to hell.

damn lesbians, always taking my pussy away from me.  DAMN YOU LESBIANS!!!!

i will take the darker one for 600 alex.   the lighter shade is bit suspect in my eyes.  let me see if you got an adams apple there vanilla ice.

That chick below has the best view in town, but as far as the aroma, that is hard to tell.

This explains why I never get any action at strip clubs.  Cause they are all DYKES!  This explains it all now!

I got 6 words for this picture.  These better not be dudes.  Wait that’s 5 words but you get what I am trying to say.

oh please please tell me this is kim kardashian making out with her big hulk of a sister khloe in an incest-rial lesbian hair wax sex.  please god please let this be true.