I wonder what that tattoo on her ribcage says?  Probably “I need 23 toothpastes to live”?

Big boobies are the cure for all problems in the world, it will make you forget whatever that is going on with your life that is causing you pain.  Well I guess if you are having a back pain for having big boobies then it won’t cure that at all.

What is going on with the finger in the mouth pose?  Is that the new ‘duck face’ for black girls?   You dont know about the duck face?  Well then obviously you have a thing called a life and not on the internet 24/7 like me prowling for naked bitches.  You LOSE!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.   BOM BOM!  Chica chica.

This girl what I would do to her if I got my dirty little elf like hands on her.   First of all I would rub the shit out of her…… mirror cause that thing is dirty as hell ma.   Second, I would pound the shit out of that….. door stopper cause that looks to be [...]

Good lordy, Oh my goodness, lord have mercy, what the hell?  Are you for realz?  Hell to the naw!  Jesus the banana between my legs just started crying.  WOW!

This is like that scene from Shining, you know the scene where kid rides a bike through the hallway only to come up on those creepy twin sisters?  But in this case you are coming up on set of twin cans, and boy these are not scary at all.  If that little white kid came [...]

Are those real?  Please tell me yes because that would mean that god actually does exist.   Those things are perfect, they surpass any human boundaries.  Don’t believe me?  Look at that towel behind her closely.   Yeah even monkeys wanna get a look at those things, they will risk their life by hanging off a spear [...]