Thickie Of The Day

Thickie Of The Day

if someone wants to set you up in a blind date ask what color is her phone.  pink phone = hot chick, it’s fail proof!

Thickie Of The Day

Thickie Of The Day

I see that you already have a pearl necklace.  *puts penis back in pants*  I will save my pearl necklace for someone who is MORE SPECIAL THAN YOU!