when you read that tattoo up close it says do not enter, well my battering ram does not listen to weak threats like those.

i love it when the eye shadow matches the bikini of the hottie, that’s why my eyebrows match the size of my pubes.

  what is this girl?  white, latina, ebony, chinese?  what the fuck is she? metaproductofworldfuckingeveryone?

  who is that chinese dude next to her?  OMG will the linsanity ever stop!   Stop the linsanity!

  hey like can i borrow your bra?  i need to carry two watermelons back to my car from the supermarket.

your hair is like an asian girl, your booty is like an asian girl too, like 4 of them combined.

listen, you just need a bit more makeup and you will be perfect, maybe bit more shade of purple.

you can’t always have coffee all the time, sometimes you need a little cream in your life, actually not little but big round cream in your life.

all these bitches be running around with each other without a man in their life?  who is gonna sit on the couch and play xbox for you huh? who?  who is gonna fling boogers under the coffee table huh? who?  not them bitches.

why you covering up the good part?  that kitty is gonna be blind just like I am from jizzing all over this pic.  TMI?

sometimes it’s not about how much skin is being shown, sometimes it’s about how hot the girl is.