what is this girl?  white, latina, ebony, chinese?  what the fuck is she? metaproductofworldfuckingeveryone?

that’s a bikini down there right?  or since she is latin, is her vagina eating that bikini to feed the babies inside her womb?  cause them latin girls be getting pregnant if you hold their hand.  yeah bitch i went there!

  oh my goodness i can eat full plate of barbeque short ribs off that thing like i was in the hot dog eating championship.

  hold on to that doll tight sweety, chances are that thing has better arm than mark sanchez.