i love it when the eye shadow matches the bikini of the hottie, that’s why my eyebrows match the size of my pubes.

  what is this girl?  white, latina, ebony, chinese?  what the fuck is she? metaproductofworldfuckingeveryone?

  who is that chinese dude next to her?  OMG will the linsanity ever stop!   Stop the linsanity!

  hey like can i borrow your bra?  i need to carry two watermelons back to my car from the supermarket.

your hair is like an asian girl, your booty is like an asian girl too, like 4 of them combined.

listen, you just need a bit more makeup and you will be perfect, maybe bit more shade of purple.

sometimes it’s not about how much skin is being shown, sometimes it’s about how hot the girl is.

  what kind of pasties do you need to cover up that nipple and aureola?  probably some sort of a large paper plate?

enough with the pretty, lets get back to the hood, that’s right gritty and dirty, hot in it’s own right.  my hood, Irvine CA representing!  IRVINE!  don’t come to my hood unless you know how to write off taxes bro.

i like the feather hanging off her hair, it will absorb my jizz well.