what is this girl?  white, latina, ebony, chinese?  what the fuck is she? metaproductofworldfuckingeveryone?

  who is that chinese dude next to her?  OMG will the linsanity ever stop!   Stop the linsanity!

  hey like can i borrow your bra?  i need to carry two watermelons back to my car from the supermarket.

your hair is like an asian girl, your booty is like an asian girl too, like 4 of them combined.

listen, you just need a bit more makeup and you will be perfect, maybe bit more shade of purple.