Something little bit less for todays Thickie.  Kind of like a buffet having a lot of meat all the time can’t be good for your health.  Therefore you need to cut down the portions a bit, and this hottie fits the bill perfectly.  Like Jamba Juice of asses, healthy and good tasting!

What the fuck?  That is one fancy bathroom there.  Why I gotta go to the local starbucks to take a dump cause my bachelor apt don’t have a toilet while this girl takes a shower in land made of marbles?  The fuck man.

I am watching the ring while typing this shit, aint’ nothing scarier than a little white boy with a bag under his eyes.  This girl’s booty is like the ring tape, after viewing in 7 days you will totally run out of semen from fapping. 7 days……

This is why Jamaicans are kicking the living shit out us in the sprints, cause they got asses like this on their side.  We need to catch up america, we need more plumpy asses in public, preferably in thongs to help our moral.   Not for me, but for AMERICA!

This is the VCU of asses.   Not the best?  Maybe, but once you get past the layers, you found yourself a gold.   That’s why I jackoff constantly when watching March Madness.  Yeah I am not very popular with my roommates but they need to see my excitement about sports and how it relates to [...]