when you read that tattoo up close it says do not enter, well my battering ram does not listen to weak threats like those.

i love it when the eye shadow matches the bikini of the hottie, that’s why my eyebrows match the size of my pubes.

best chick i ever boned was a gir who was not exactly a 10 but was wild as hell in bed.   this is what i am seeing here.  okay maybe the only chick i banged was a better description.

what is this post?   thinnie of the day what the fuck is going on here?  we want some meat webmaster!  yeah you in the mirror!  you!

  what is this girl?  white, latina, ebony, chinese?  what the fuck is she? metaproductofworldfuckingeveryone?

  who is that chinese dude next to her?  OMG will the linsanity ever stop!   Stop the linsanity!